MAIN Welcome to my website! I am Dr. Bobby, an accredited TBPsy.D. (Doctor of Teddy Bear Psychology) from USNP (The University of the Southern North Pole...GO POLAR BEARS!). I have been helping teddy bears from almost every country on the globe with all sorts of life's problems like, "My human doesn't take me on vacation anymore, and I am feeling neglected" or "My human moved my best friend, The Giraffe, to another room, and I'm lonely." I have decided to make my practice more accessible to all teddy bears with this new website. If you (or your human) have a question, for a small $2 consultation fee, I will do my best to answer it. Remember that all questions could be published here so other bears can benefit from the advice, so let's keep everything in the "teddy friendly" range please.
ABOUT Dr. Bobby is 35 years old. He has two humans, Marty and Mary Ann, who love him. He was born in Hong Kong and adopted by Marty when his father gifted him from the men's department at Neiman Marcus. Marty's dad always claimed that Bobby instantly reminded him of the bear Marty accidentally abandoned on a vacation, in a gas station bathroom, when Marty was about four years old. Bob claims he remembers nothing of his birth or Hong Kong. He says his very first recollection is when Marty's dad picked him up from that department store glass counter. Mary Ann got to be Bobby's human when she married Marty. Bob has two younger brothers, Dayton and Mr. Baby, and they're all very close. Sometimes his life partner, Cookie, travels with him and the boys on trips. He enjoys watching movies with his humans and his brothers and traveling in his RV. Bob and Cookie also like directing traffic in the kitchen with his humans when they're cooking.
DR. BOBBY=LIFE COACH Subjects can range from teddy bear health, both physical and mental, to relationship issues, and even fashion related things. A fee of $2 is required.

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